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Oct. 27th, 2006 @ 09:14 am CFS - Healthplan Coverup

And another, these cats are brilliant business people, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Oct. 27th, 2006 @ 09:14 am DSU-CFS Scandal (.avi)

Check this out, I'm loving it!
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Feb. 2nd, 2006 @ 12:05 pm The Best Laugh I've gotten in Weeks!
Current Mood: gigglygiggly
Current Music: Faith No More - Epic

You know what makes me giggle more than I've giggled in a very long time?! That the USSU referendum wasn't ratified by their Elections Committee! It's genius. I must admit I'm probably acting a little childish about it, but I'm certainly glad a little justice was served for the blantant disregard for Bylaws. If you want to dig a little more into this, check out the USSU website. They've got the info right up on the Website front and centre. Meanwhile, I'll be laughing for the next little while, if anyone feels the need to join me!

 

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Feb. 1st, 2006 @ 12:55 pm Because I wanted to! Wicked long, sorry.
Current Mood: contentcontent
IN ONE TRY..TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR: No these aren't codes, or a virus, it's typed with…

FINGERS: Jessica
CHIN: jeww8icas
ONE FINGER WITH EYES CLOSED: JEssica
CHEEK: kji tdxr8f
ELBOW: juewsdsaxikdcfaqs
LIPS: j essimca
PALM: jerssdio8cvsa,
BACK OF HAND: uje3swswidc a
NOSE: jessiaq
TONGUE: Jessica… good with the tongue, you’re in luck!

-----------------DESCRIBE--------------- ---
-- YOUR HERITAGE: A comfortable mix of English, Irish, Welsh, and INDIAN
-- THE SHOES YOU WORE TODAY: Well, my bright pink slippers, I get made fun of alot
-- YOUR EYES: Green, and one of them has a GIANT brown fleck in it
-- YOUR WEAKNESS: There isn't enough room on this little page...
-- YOUR FEARS: Are all culminating at once, RIGHT NOW!
-- ONE THING YOU'D LIKE TO ACHIEVE: World Peace, then World Domination

-----------------STATISTICS------------- -----
-- NAME: Jessica Lee Powless
-- ALIAS: El Presidente, Cold Hearted Bitch, Jessica Fabulous, I really think they’re one and the same
-- BIRTHDATE: March 25th, 1492... right around the time Columbus sailed the ocean blue
-- BIRTHPLACE: Calgary
-- BIRTHTIME: 11:58 pm. I was only 2 minutes away from being born on the 26th
-- ANGEL: I sure am!
-- BIRTHSTONE: Well for my birthday it’s aquamarine, but for my zodiac it’s Diamond, I’ll go with the latter… and make it a big one.
-- ZODIAC: Aries
-- YEAR: Rooster. Yes, that’s right, it’s all about the cock.
-- PET CATS: Nope, I prefer them as footballs
-- PET DOGS: Not yet, but before I die, I will carry a dog in a purse
-- ACREAGE Or YARD: Neither, I have a cement pad, does that count
-- ROOMS: 5... in a basement suite, LOVE it
-- BATHROOMS: 1
-- PHONE: 555-1236 <- It’s a Hollywood number
-- CITY: Calgary
-- PROVINCE: AB

-----------------WHAT IS------------------
-- YOUR THOUGHTS FIRST WAKING UP: Generally it’s, oh shit I only have 20 minutes to get to work… and I make it EVERY time
-- THE FIRST FEATURE YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX: Don't even ask, cuz everyone laughs when I tell them… if you’re curious, just ask I guess
-- YOUR BEST PHYSICAL FEATURE: I have a great right elbow, I haven't seen many quite like mine
-- YOUR BEDTIME: Depends what time I work the next day… but I like to shoot for about midnight at the latest, but more often than not, it's later than that
-- YOUR GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT: Making it through the last 8 months without being jailed for murder.
-- YOUR MOST MISSED MEMORY: Having someone tell me what to do... this being the boss stuff is TOUGH

-----------------YOU PREFER------------------
-- PEPSI OR COKE: Coke if it's regular, Pepsi if it's Diet
-- MCDONALD'S OR BURGER KING: McDonalds.
-- SINGLE OR GROUP DATES: That's getting a little kinky don't you think!?
-- ADIDAS OR NIKE: Probably Nike, just cuz they make shoes to fit my Fred Flinstones
-- CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: Chocolate. Always Chocolate
-- CAPPUCCINO OR COFFEE: The various off-shoots of Cappuccino… mochas for example.
-----------------DO YOU------------------
-- SMOKE: *sigh* - yes….
-- CUSS: Like a Sailor, my grandma calls me Garbage Mouth... and I say Dude a lot, apparently it makes me sound unintelligent… thanks tips!
-- TAKE A SHOWER EVERYDAY: Yeah – usually
-- HAVE A CRUSH(ES): A Hot Italian…
-- WHO ARE THEY: See above
-- DO YOU THINK YOU'VE BEEN IN LOVE?: Maybe, but who really knows!?
-- WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE: Done and done. Two Times!!
-- LIKE HIGH SCHOOL: Loved it… relived it last weekend
-- WANT TO GET MARRIED: Not thinkin’ so, not as of today anyway, I’ll get a dog instead
-- TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS: I try to, however, I still look at the keys from time to time
-- GET MOTION SICKNESS: True! Double Decker Bus, anyone?!
-- THINK YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE: I can have my moments
-- THINK YOU'RE A HEALTH FREAK: Uhm… Not *has another smoke*
-- GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: well... define "Parents"
-- LIKE THUNDERSTORMS: From a distance, yes.
-- PLAY AN INSTRUMENT: I play a mean skin flute... YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, I said it!

------------IN THE PAST MONTH DID/HAVE YOU--------------
-- DRANK ALCOHOL: More than I ever have in my life... Thank you SAITSA for bringing out my true colors
-- SMOKE(D): Sometimes
-- DONE A DRUG: not since 10 minutes ago... RELAX, it was tylenol...
-- MADE OUT: Once or twice
-- GO ON A DATE: Yup, 2 of em!
-- GO TO THE MALL: I need shopaholics anonymous
-- BEEN DUMPED: HA!
-- GONE SKATING: Nope
-- MADE HOMEMADE COOKIES: Yup... were they edible!? Nope
-- BEEN IN LOVE: Did we not answer this already!?
-- DYED YOUR HAIR: Negative
-- STOLEN ANYTHING: hmmmm.... nope

-----------------HAVE YOU EVER------------------
-- FLOWN ON A PLANE: Uh huh
-- MISSED SCHOOL BECAUSE IT WAS RAINING?: I thought of every excuse in the book to miss class in High School and University, so likely that was one of them
-- TOLD A GUY/GIRL THAT YOU LIKED THEM?: Yes... the most dreaded words in my vocabulary... "Can't we just be friends"
-- CRIED DURING A MOVIE?: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA... yes
-- HAD AN IMAGINARY FRIEND: Nope
-- BEEN ON STAGE?: I think so
-- CUT YOUR HAIR: Cut my own hair? Not that I can think of
-- HAD CRUSH ON A TEACHER?: Mmmmm yes... Mr. Ferguson! Grade 9 Social!
-- PLAYED A GAME THAT REQUIRED REMOVAL OF CLOTHING? : LOL – yes – and nobody wants to see that, sorry guys! LOL.
-- BEEN TRASHED OR EXTREMELY INTOXICATED: Do you know how many thank you/sorry emails, calls, letters I've put out in my time
-- BEEN CAUGHT "DOING SOMETHING": Never, I'm just that good
-- BEEN CALLED A TEASE: Yes. And have been teased… so it’s all good.

-----------------THE FUTURE------------------
-- AGE YOU HOPE TO BE MARRIED: 85 seems like an ok time
-- NUMBERS AND NAMES OF CHILDREN: Next question please
-- DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: The one where I'm not the bride!!
-- HOW DO YOU WANT TO DIE?: Quick and painless
-- WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?: I have to grow up!?
-- WHAT COUNTRY WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT?: Pick one, I wanna go there

-----------------OPPOSITE SEX------------------

-- BEST EYE COLOR: Probably blue or dark either extreme really, and as odd as it sounds, guys with long eyelashes, SO hot
-- BEST HAIR COLOR: Dark seems to be the standard for me… I’m very much into Mr. Tall Dark and Handsome
-- SHORT OR LONG HAIR: Short, but not buzzed or shaved, just clean cut.
-- BEST HEIGHT: Tall, over 6 feet is ideal
-- BEST WEIGHT: As long as height weight proportions are balanced, it’s all good, however I must say preference is given to the "meatier" men... I like something to hold on to
-- BEST FIRST DATE LOCATION: Whatever! I'm not into gushy shit lately, I'm far too cynical and jaded
-- BEST FIRST KISS LOCATION: See above

-----------------NUMBER OF-----------------
-- NUMBER OF BOYFRIENDS/GIRLFRIENDS YOU'VE HAD: Many... how many were worth the effort? Maybe 1 or 2
-- NUMBER OF KISSES YOU'VE GIVEN: Ha ha ha ha, I was the make out bandit!
-- NUMBER OF DRUGS TAKEN ILLEGALLY: One kind and only a handful of times
-- NUMBER OF PEOPLE I COULD TRUST WITH MY LIFE: about 6
-- NUMBER OF PIERCINGS: Used to have many, now I have less
-- NUMBER OF TATTOOS: One
-- NUMBER OF TIMES MY NAME HAS APPEARED IN THE NEWSPAPER: A dozen or so
-- NUMBER OF SCARS ON MY BODY: Hi, I'm a klutz... there are about a million
-- NUMBER OF THINGS IN MY PAST THAT I REGRET: Many...

----------------FAVORITES---------------
-- SHAMPOO: Bed Head Blue
-- FAV COLOR: Pink, duh
-- DAY/NIGHT: Night
-- SUMMER/WINTER: Summer!!
-- LACE OR SATIN: Both
-- FAVE CARTOON CHARACTER: Fat Albert
-- FAVE FOOD: Guacamole
-- FAVE MOVIES: Comedy, and yes dramatic chick flicks... always good for the theraputic cry
-- FAVE SPORT: Cheerleading... YES IT IS

----------------RIGHT NOW------------------
-- WEARING: Pink...and jeans
-- JEWELLRY: my silver nerd bracelet, and hangy earrings
-- DRINKING: Water
-- THINKING ABOUT: How cynical and jaded I really have become
-- LISTENING TO: Miles Davis and John Coltraine

---------------IN THE LAST 24 HRS------------------
-- WORN JEANS: Yes
-- MET SOMEONE NEW ONLINE: not
-- DONE LAUNDRY: no
-- DROVE A CAR: Yes
-- TALKED ON THE PHONE: Couple times

---------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN--------------
-- YOURSELF: Sometimes
-- YOUR FRIENDS: Always, I may not always agree, but always believe
-- SANTA CLAUS: Always!! He won't bring presents if you don't believe
-- TOOTH FAIRY: Nope
-- DESTINY/FATE: To a point
-- ANGELS: Yes
-- GHOSTS: Yes, but not in the bad sense
-- UFOS: Maybe
-- GOD: let's not get into this...

--------FRIENDS AND LIFE------------------
-- DO YOU EVER WISH YOU HAD ANOTHER NAME?: No, I mean, I'll probably change my last name to be on air, but I like my name.
-- DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND?: I think I might!?
-- DO YOU LIKE ANYONE?: Duh?! Hot italians
-- WHICH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ACTS THE MOST LIKE YOU: It depends... right now, probably Cathy, she is the other half of my brain.
-- WHO HAVE YOU KNOWN THE LONGEST OF YOUR FRIENDS?: Muck, and Steph
-- ARE YOU CLOSE TO ANY FAMILY MEMBER?: All of them in my immediate family.
-- WHO DO YOU HANG AROUND THE MOST?: Myself
-- WHEN HAVE YOU CRIED THE MOST: I'm a crier... I cry the most EVERY time
-- WHAT'S THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD?: knowing you have a support system behind you that's so strong the only way you can fail, is if you try really hard to fail.
-- WORST FEELING?: Anger
-- WHAT TIME IS IT NOW: 11:47am

-------------------CURRENT-------------- -----
CURRENT MOOD: Tired... and clearly bitter
CURRENT MUSIC: Playing? Fool in The Rain - Led Zeppelin... and they said these guys wouldn't last!
CURRENT TASTE: Stale Cigarette
CURRENT HAIR: Curled and pretty, it’s picture day
CURRENT ANNOYANCE: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA my job
CURRENT SMELL: Just ambient room smell… very neutral.
CURRENT THING I OUGHT TO BE DOING: Working!
CURRENT WINDOWS OPEN: Windows?! President's don't get that luxury
CURRENT DESKTOP PICTURE: The four SAITSA fools
CURRENT BOOK: Fat Girls Guide to Life
CURRENT JOB: President... that's right, President… it’s not really that luxurious

--------------DO I/HAVE I EVER----------------
HAVE A DREAM THAT KEEPS COMING BACK? Yes, and thank god it’s not the one about Dave.
REMEMBER YOUR FIRST LOVE?: Yeah, he tends to stick out
STILL LOVE HIM/HER: Yeah, but not in the same form of love as before
READ THE NEWSPAPER?: Yes
BELIEVE IT'S POSSIBLE TO REMAIN FAITHFUL FOREVER?: Of course... but most of the men I've dated disagree
CONSIDER YOURSELF TOLERANT OF OTHERS?: Usually… unless they’re really annoying. But that’s their own fault.
CONSIDER LOVE A MISTAKE?: It's not really love if it's a mistake!
LIKE THE TASTE OF ALCOHOL: Some, not all
HAVE A FAVORITE CANDY?: Have you seen the size of my ass, take a look and ask me that question again
DO WELL IN SCHOOL?: In high school, and not really in University, but I did awesome in Radio.
WEAR HATS?: Yeah – when I’m having slummy days.
CLOSE FRIENDS?: Do I have them?! Yes, I do
WISH ON STARS?: Used to
LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: Ha ha ha, I could get into med school because of my handwriting alone
CARE ABOUT LOOKS?: Yes

---------------LOVE AND STUFF----------------
GAY? STRAIGHT? BI? NULL?: lol, well I used to be straight, but for the last 2 years, I've been null
FIRST CRUSH: Craig Spence, he was my 1st grade boyfriend
EVER BEEN IN A CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED LOVE?: Who knows!?
DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?: Lust at first sight? Yes.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN "THE ONE?": I dunno... I'll let you know if he shows up

..............ARE YOU A..................
WUSS: A bit
DRUGGY: no
DAYDREAMER: Chronic
FREAK: Depends what you mean!?
DORK: Duh! That’s my other middle name!
BITCH/ASSHOLE: Yup
BRAT: A little
SARCASTIC: NO!
SHY: Not
TALKATIVE: Uh huh
ADVENTUROUS: Only when I’m assured I’m not gonna die.
JOKER: Sure

................LAST (THANK GOD)...............
LAST BOOK YOU READ: Does Cosmo count!?
LAST MOVIE YOU SAW: The Craft… wicked wicked classic
LAST THING YOU HAD TO DRINK: Vodka and Lemonade... bad news!
LAST TIME YOU SHOWERED: This morning, around 630
LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE: My Aunt, she's a nut!
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Jan. 20th, 2006 @ 01:06 pm Blog Kids Unite!
Hey friends,

I made this crazy thing change (which shows my skill level) how do I make it change back!? It was pretty before, now it's not!?

JP
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Jan. 19th, 2006 @ 01:15 am Wowie!!
Current Mood: gigglygiggly
Current Music: You Can Do It - Ice Cube (I'm a gangsta)
Ok, so I know this may be the loserest post ever, but I had to tell someone, so instead I'm telling everyone! I have been hard pressed in the Man department since June of '04, and even harder pressed in the, ahem, 'lovin' department. I have been announced as the girl who has NO skills, even less than Markle. Markle takes a bad rap, but that's because he's a guy I guess... whatever. Anyhow, last night, I got asked on a date. I was stoked all night and through today, I haven't been on a date since before Riain.

Worked the event again tonight, was not looking forward to being there another late night, and I got asked out again... well maybe I asked him, regardless, I have 2 dates. 2 DATES in 24 hours, well not the actual dates but the asking... I feel like I'm bloody 15 years old all over again, and I'm lovin it. Anyhow, that's my story...
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Jan. 11th, 2006 @ 10:53 pm Oh my knees...
Current Mood: okayokay
Current Music: Screamin - Tupelo Honey
Seriously, I think once you hit the age of 21 your knees start to age 10 times faster than the rest of the body. I'm trying to get all buff and in shape and what not. How the hell am I supposed to do that when my knees are already arthritic. Just what I need, another stinkin ailment.

I made it official today, I announced my decision to re-run for President. I don't feel like I'm ready to leave. Does that make any sense!? I guess I'll probably have to have a stronger platform than that. Any ideas.... Spencer?! Jess?!?!
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Jan. 5th, 2006 @ 10:53 pm ...And I'm OVER it.
Current Mood: okayokay
Current Music: All I Want Is You - U2
So I no longer have a heart. The good news is, I can't feel the hurt anymore, and the getting over it process was much faster than the average heartbreak. I should be back to new in about 13 seconds. However, all of you that thought I was the nicest human you knew, ha ha ha ha ha, well you were wrong, but you'll be even more wrong now. Ahhh I'm kidding.

My New Years was a big of a shit show, however I've grown as person, and even learned a few things. Let me share them with you

1.) Christa might be the greatest party partner on this side of the St. Lawrence. Seriously, she could rival the CASA kids, and that's not an easy task.

2.) No matter what I think when I go back to Saskatchewan, I CAN'T DRINK LIKE A BOY, however I did teach that 26 of rum a big ol' lesson. Does anyone else want to hear what a Corky is, and why we call it a Corky?Anyone?

3.) When you live in Calgary, and an ex calls you to come to a party in Saskatoon (6 hours away), don't do it, Murphy's law says no matter what you think might happen (marital bliss) ends in disaster (him leaving the party with some wedding floozy!).

4.) That the scene from Sweet Home Alabama where Reese Witherspoon goes home after not being home for a very long time, gets really drunk and outs all her old friends secrets isn't something to aspire to. However, it is fun and a wee bit gratifying.

5.) That "I am a catch, I'm a good catch, and god damnit Bryce, someday some one will catch me up..." Bryce needed no convincing, clearly from my TULSA drunken state, I was the sexiest female on the planet.
**Bryce, I love you, thank you for being my go-to-guy even though I was a disaster**

6.) Sometimes guys enjoy the endless drunken female bantering, or they're trying to get on your friend!

7.) Strachan, I'm still the boss and you know it.

8 and 9.)Jessica + a 26 of Rum + shot + shot + shot + shot + shot + shot + shot + shot + shot = BAD IDEA regardless of the location.

As you can see, I've taken a lot away from New Years... I know it's a few days after the fact, but I needed some recovery time. Ha! Thanks Danny, I'm so glad you're home from your jaunt to far far away land. And to my dear old hometown, it'll be a cold day in hell before wild horses drag me back there. CC thanks for the memories, we're so over, we need a new word for over...
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Jan. 2nd, 2006 @ 04:32 pm Ok... Seriously
Current Mood: sadsad
Current Music: Tangerine - Zep
Tags:
Dear Ms. Powless,

As your heart, I hereby announce my resignation. You have allowed me to be stomped on, rung out, played with, spit on, taken to Saskatoon, yelled at, kicked, and kicked, and kicked again, and it is time for me to be moving on. Effective immediatley, you are heartless. Let this be a lesson,

Sincerely,
your heart
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Dec. 30th, 2005 @ 04:48 pm I'm BAAAAACK!
Current Mood: gigglygiggly
Current Music: Say It Ain't So - Weezer
SO glad to be back from the States, I must say, I'll miss the sun, but I'll take snow and Chinooks to escape from sheer stupidity of the country and terrible drivers, my Papa included! I'm all about National Pride, I love Canada, I'll be the first to say it, however, I'm not going to drape myself and my belongings with the Canadian flag... TACKY! I will however LOVE the country I live in everyday.

Anyway, no internet for days was almost torture, my Grandparents "don't believe in technology, it's going to end the world"... I can't wait to have my own radio show, I'll have a segment based on the Neurotic Nature of my Grandma and Papa, they're AMAZING!
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